Wow. The Younger Human didn't come back inside until after I had my breakfast this morning. The People really should have let him back in sooner, because he didn't look so hot. He acts like whatever he was doing outside all night was fun, though, so I suppose it's all right.
I wonder if that girl kitty was outside, too. She still wants me. Wait, I think maybe she was! And think the Younger Human got her name. It's Espeeceeay, I think. It has to be, because he mentioned something about a girl kitty and Espeeceeay. But she might not be a nice girl kitty, because he also said something about having to give her $125.
What could she have that's worth $125???