HE'S CHEATING ON ME!!!
The Younger Human is cheating on me, I know it! I can smell kitty coming from his room! All the People went somewhere this morning, and when they got back he went right to his room and shut the door, and I've been smelling kitty ever since!
If they think they're replacing me... Well, I'm not going without a fight, that's all I'm sayin'. My house, my People, my Younger Human.
What are they thinking????