How I felt today when the Woman would let me sit in her lap, and when she wouldn't give me crunchies on demand, and when she looked at me when I didn't want to be looked at:
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How I'm gonna greet the Woman at 6 a.m. tomorrow:
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On the plus side, today wasn't hot, so this afternoon the Woman opened the front door and the living room window, so I got to sit there and get tons of fresh air.
That should be nice and invigorating for an enthusiastic 2 a.m. game of Thundering Herd of Elephants.
Exercise.
She should thank me.
How I'm gonna greet the Woman at 6 a.m. tomorrow:
On the plus side, today wasn't hot, so this afternoon the Woman opened the front door and the living room window, so I got to sit there and get tons of fresh air.
That should be nice and invigorating for an enthusiastic 2 a.m. game of Thundering Herd of Elephants.
Exercise.
She should thank me.