I had an epiphany of sorts this morning; I was trying to decide what I wanted to do: take nap #3, look out the window, lick myself, or dig a toy out of the toy basket and play with it.
Well, I had just woken up from nap #2, there's nothing
worth looking at out our pathetic windows, I took an bath between naps 1 and 2, so that left getting a toy out. The problem was, what to play with?
Buddah's track ball thingy?
I had way too many choices. I mean, I had an embarrassment of choices.
I own way
too much stuff.
And that got me to thinking. I have all this stuff, and it's really good stuff, and I've played with all of it, but I don't need
it all. Mostly I like my nip banana, so I'd like to keep that, but the rest of it?
I think I want to give it away.
Now, I figure my toys are worth something, because they're coated in my very own spit and fur, so my friends just might like to have something. So, I made a list of everything I have, and I want to give it away.
You want one of my toys?CLICK HERE FOR THE LIST AND TO MAKE YOUR SELECTION
'Cuz, you know, I'm all generous and chit...