When I woke, I went downstairs because I had the munchies, and surely it was crunchy treat time.
I mean, we always get a couple of crunchy treats at 11 p.m., because that's when the woman
But I got downstairs, and the lights were off and she was headed upstairs! And she said "Sorry, Bug Guy, you missed snack. There's food in the dishes, though."
Like she couldn't have turned around and gotten a couple of crunchy treats for me? She knew what I wanted, why didn't she get it for me? How lazy is a person if they can't even be bothered to walk 15 steps to get something the kitty deserves to have?
I bet Buddah got some.
That little suckup never sleeps through crunchy time.