December 31, 2009

It's been a heckuva year. We've made a lot of new kitty friends this year, but we've also lost a lot, and that's kid of sad to think about. I really do miss them, and I hope they're having a blast up there at the Bridge while they wait for their people. They're probably playing with each other, tons of games of Thundering Herd of Elephants, and I hope they've found where all the lickable Cheetos are so that when I get there they can show me.

I had a good year. We got our Family Forever Home...I mean, Buddah and I already had our forever people, but the People finally bought a house so I never had to go through the M-word again. And that would have been enough for the year.

I got to try out lots of new things. People just emailed me and asked me to try them, and hey! I'll try new free things! I discovered some good food and good toys, and even shared them with Buddah.

A few weeks ago I got to try Nutra crunchy food and it was awesome, but the People prefer to give us Stinky Goodness, so the Woman went and got some cans of it. We tried it before but Buddah was really picky and wouldn't eat it all. But now he loves it so the Woman is feeding us just that now. And you know what?

I'm a lot more active. One night the Woman got up to get something to drink in the middle of the night and I stalked her and tried to get her to play with me. I'm also really really soft now...she says my fur is so nice that she just has to pet me.

So I'm getting really good food, even though it costs more, because I'm worth it.

There was lots of real live fresh dead shrimp this year, and this really cool guy named Denny keeps sending home some chicken for me.

The new house has a totally rad fire thingy that blows hot air, and lately the Woman has turned it on for me every day, even when she's not cold.

I got to say "boobies" a lot this year. Heh.

Life is good.

I hope it's spiffy for you guys, too.

Happy New Year!

December 26, 2009

All right, dooods, Christmas is over and I have to admit that I am relieved to have it behind me. Do you know what happened? Do you? I'll tell you what happened!

The day started out really nice. We got up and the Woman gave us Stinky Goodness, and when we were done eating we went into the living room and there were our stockings! All filled up! Santa came and he left a lot. But...the Man had to work all the night before and he was sleeping so we weren't allowed to look into them until he was up. That was ok, I could live with that.

But then. THEN... the Younger Human came over, and he brought that damned dog Butters. Now, I didn't realize this at first because I was taking a nap, but when I woke up I heard the Man's voice and went out to the living room to see if we got to have Christmas yet...and there he was. Butters. Oh holy crap. So I went back to the bedroom and hid under the bed.

After a while I smelled food cooking, and it was awesome, something I don't think I've smelled in a long time. Well, surely if the Woman was cooking something that good Butters was gone and I could come out for Christmas dinner. I wandered into the kitchen and it smelled so good.

But then I heard him.

And then I saw him.

Worse, he saw me, and you know what he did? HE CHASED ME! I had to scramble to get out of there and jump over the hallway gate, and I hit my legs on it pretty hard, hard enough the man came to make sure I was all right. He gave me treats, but that doesn't make up for the fact that while they had dinner that damned dog was RIGHT THERE getting bites that shoud have been mine.

I spent most of Christmas hiding under the bed. That really sucked.

Later on we got to see what Santa brought us.

The haul from Santa

See/ He was awesome to us! The Woman royally failed at finding my cat nip candy bars but he brought me LOTS of them. They're pink, not red, but that's close enough!

We also each got a Nip Banana!

Santa Nanner

And the People got us a Fling-Ama-String!

From the People

And look what the Grandma gave us!

Gifts from the grandma!

Crunchy Treats!!!

In spite of that damned dog Butters we had a decent was nice before he got here and nice after he left. I don't know why but the people really like having that woofy around and they laugh at the stuff he does like he's really funny.

I don't get it...

Oh, go to Buddah's blog and see what the Man made for him! Even I have to admit it's really cool.

December 24, 2009

December 22, 2009


Don't you know you hurt my feelings when you un-follow me?

How can I build my empire if you un-follow me?

I feel Hold me.

Eh, naw, don't hold me. Give me crunchy treats. That'll make me feel better.

December 21, 2009

Finally, Buddah is the one that gets kvetched at. Well, actually the Woman whined at both of us, but she looked at him and said, "I feed you both the same thing, so why do you drop litter box bombs that make my eyes water? Max doesn't do that."

Well, not for lack of trying...

It was just nice to have her unrefined snark aimed at someone else. And the house does stink thanks to him. I think something crawled up his butt and, twice.

December 18, 2009

Dooods. DOODS!


I hope I can be good until then...

December 16, 2009

Ohmygosh doods, our Secret Paws package got here today! Our Secret Paw was Gracie, and boy was she generous! I mean, I actually played with stuff today!

It's here!
We inspected it before it got opened...

Crunchy treats! TEMPTATIONS!!!

Head rub
Mmmmm...Kitty crack toy...

What we got
See! Gracie was really nice to us!

There are more pictures here...

Thank you, Gracie! We are going to have a most excellent time playing with our new toys, and I can't wait for the Woman to give me some of the treats!

Kill me now.

kill me now

Damn people...

December 15, 2009

You know, I've been trying very very hard to be a good kitty lately. Santa Claws and all that. But my people don't make it easy...they went shopping today, and they went to the pet store (luckily they did not come home with another pet) but I'm pretty sure they didn't get anything for me. I'm pretty sure that they bought stuff for that damned dog Butters.

Now, I don't begrudge Butters a present or two, because he has good taste in people, but come on. He doesn't live here. He doesn't keep the People warm at night. He doesn't sing to them at 3 a.m. He should get something, sure, but I should get something, too! I do all the work here!

I am going to spend the rest of tonight in front of the fire thingy, being very good and looking very sad, and maybe the people will feel bad for me and I'll at least score a crunchy treat or two. I did score a few bites of the chicken the man cooked in the Damn That's Slow Cooker thingy, but I'm not sure that's enough.

All I want is a few presents for Christmas. Is that too much to hope for?

December 10, 2009

Doods! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to worry you. I was a little sick the one day and felt a lot better, but I haven't been eating the way I normally do, which has caused some concern in Casa de Psychokitty. After some deliberation, the people think they have bored me to tears practically with the variety of Stinky Goodness I've been getting. I walked away after only eating half my Tender Beefy Feast this morning, yet funny enough, I wolfed down the Elegant Medley Fancy Feast they offered later.

Go figure.

This afternoon... there was a box. The man in the brown truck brought it a few days ago, but in the Christmas shopping and wrapping of stuff it got shoved to the side. But today, the Woman put it on the floor and said, "It's for you, guys!"

Open it!
I could not get it open, and I tried hard...

And you know what? Inside that box was another box...and it MEOWED at us!

Inside the box...was another box
Be verrrry careful...

When the box was all the way open, I could not believe what I was seeing!

A kitty?
Seriously? Another cat?

I was so focused on the idea that there was another cat that I didn't look harder, but Buddah was all, "Dood! There's FOOD in here! That kitty brought us OFFERINGS!!!" And I figure if a kitty is coming in here, bringing offerings is a good idea.

Dang, Buddah...!
Max, dood, look!

Now, I've been walking away from food but I sure as heck didn't walk away from this. A very nice lady at Nutro sent it to us to try, and I liked it a lot. I've had Nutro Stinky Goodness before and liked it, but I think this is the first time I've had their crunchy food, and it was wicked good.

Yep, it meets with my approval...

Since I'm turning my nose up at my regular food, the Woman thinks this was perfect timing, and she's going to see if I keep on liking it as much as I did today. Buddah loves crunchy food more than he loves Stinky Goodness, so it's like SCORE! for him.

I'll let you guys know how well I keep liking it. It's supposed to be high quality noms, so I have high expectations.

December 07, 2009

Last night I barfed on the sofa. The BRAND NEW sofa. The Woman was not happy about it, but she cleaned it up anyway while I sat there feeling quite pleased with myself. I mean, I've managed to nail both the new rug and the new sofa in less than three weeks, I think.

The problem is that it wasn't a hairball. It was a total surprise--I was just curled up there taking a nap, minding my own business, when suddenly there it was. Barf.

While the Woman was sleeping last night I barfed again on the bathroom rug and then in the library. And this morning I didn't pester her to get out of bed to feed me, I just let her sleep. When she did get up to feed us...

Doods, you won't believe this.

She opened a can of tuna Stinky Goodness for me, but I didn't eat it. I didn't eat! I sniffed at it and licked it a couple of times, but I just didn't feel like eating.

She even tried giving me crunchy food, and then crunchy treats, but I just couldn't make myself eat.

I'm not sure how I got sick, but obviously, I'm just not feeling well. So I think I'll spend today napping on the bed with the fuzzy blanket, and hopefully after 8 or 9 hours of sleep I'll feel better.

I hope so, because not eating? That just isn't right.

December 05, 2009

Dooods! My good buddy Wendell finally has a blog! Please go visit and say hi!

Clicky Here

And follow him! He needs followers!

December 02, 2009

Further proof of the Younger Human's Food Gawdness...he came over today and helped the Man stick things in the tree outside, and before he left he gave me STEAK again.

Now, Buddah says maybe he just wants me to like him better than I like Denny, but really there's no contest. Denny has fricking good chicken, but he's never delivered it PERSONALLY. The Younger Human gives me steak without an intermediate.

I rubbed up against his legs to show my appreciation. Or I might have done that before he gave me the steak, but the sentiment was the same. He is my favorite People, so I have to show him that sometimes.

Before he got here there was some guy that came over to play with the fire thingy. He was here last year, too, I think the people pay him to clean it out because they're just too lazy to be bothered. He said it had a lot of cat hair in it. I don't believe him, because while I sleep in front of it I've never been in it. I think he said that so he'd have an excuse to unleash his super loud sucky monster.

Oh yeah, I hid when that thing came on. It wasn't just loud it was loud.

Later I came out and chewed on the Christmas tree a little. The people love it when I do that. Really.