Ya know, the oddest things get the Woman all excited. A few days ago I was checking out my buds' blogs and she looked over my shoulder in time to see me scoping out what was up with The Creek Cats.
Now, they got to test out The World's Greatest Cat Litter
and liked it, and because it's flushable the Woman was all Ooohhh we have to try that, I'm tired of litter-stink!
So she and the Man went out and bought a bag, and she was all oooh it has the same texture as the old litter
and oooh it's made out of corn
, and then she dumped out the old litter and cleaned the box out, and then presented this new litter to us as if Santa had shot it out his...well, his whatever. Use your imagination.
Buddah jumped right in and peed his little brains out. I sniffed it and walked away.
She was all Ohhhh he doesn't have to go now, he'll use it later
and I was thinking, "Holy crap, Woman, do you not remember the Great Breeze Box War of 2008?
Apparently she didn't.
So today it's two days after she changed the litter, and she realizes I stink. Not just weird, I need to bathe stink. More like, "Max, are you dribbling pee?" stink.
"Why yes," I replied as she ate some chicken for dinner, "yes I am. Please give me some chicken."
As soon as she was done she gave me some chicken--because I was POLITE when I asked, dammit--and then she picked me up, and holy cow she groped me!
"Is his bladder full?" asked the Man.
She put me down and started to wash her arm off. "It's full, and he peed on me."
Well, yes, when one has an overly full bladder, one tends to pee on the person who's pushing on it. It was nothing personal, but really now. It was not my fault.
So she dumped the new litter out, proclaiming "I don't really like the smell anyway," (yeah, roll your eyes) and then filled it with my beloved Tidy Cat.
Oh yeah, I jumped in there and peed for about five minutes.
So. I think her lesson has been learned. Don't change Max's litter!
But she a little disappointed because the stuff worked really well. It clumped nicely when Buddah peed in it and it flushed just fine. But I refused to even try it, so she wasted $20 on a 17 pound bag of litter.
Having this much power is just awesome.