Now, the Man left a reminder on the Woman's desk this morning, and she went to the store but when she came back she realized she FORGOT to buy crunchy treats!
How could she??!?!?!?!
Tonight when they have their dinner and it's nothing I can have and she has no crunchy treats to give me instead, I am going to SHUN her.
I am going to turn my back on her and not look at her AT ALL. That will teach her. People hate being shunned.
Plus, I am going to starve to death tonight.
I need my crunchies.