Wag, wag, wag "Will you stay out of the pantry?" (No, because it's fun in there, I can jump on shelves and puh food around.)
Wag, wag, wag "Can you at least try yo get your entire ass into the litter box?" (No one said I wan't trying. Get me a bigger box.)
Wag, wag, wag "Can you keep your fur out of my nose?" (Stop breathing.)
I don't like that pokey finger, and I think when she's asleep tonight, I'm going to creep up onto the bed and bite it.