The Woman has actually been making herself useful, and has been working on The Book...and it looks like it's a bit short. Like, it might reach 110 pages if she's clever with how it's formatted and she puts it in a small trim size. She might be able to be bribed into taking a few late submissions, if they're ready to go.
In other breaking news, Buddah discovered he, too, likes Twinkies. The People will never be able to sit with one in hand again.
In other other breaking news, I did NOT snuggle on top of the Woman with Buddah, no matter what anyone else says.