Ohhhhhh...I have found perfection!
First you get into the kitty crack.
Then you get on the kitchen table.
Find a Cheeto that a person left.
Oh man there is nothing better than a Cheeto! Especially if you're nipped out! I was gnawing on that thing and the Woman walked up and first asked what I was eating and then when she saw it she said "I really should take that away from you but you're almost done anyway..." So she let me eat it all!
Oh man! It was crunchy! It was cheesy! IT WAS CRUNCHY CHEESY GOODNESS!!!
I have to plot a way to get someone to drop one on the floor now.