Stupid People Part 3,452,219
All right. I'm lying there in the bed by the Woman's desk. She looks down and see my collar on the bed right next to me. And in an inspired moment she asks, "did you take your collar off?"
Doesn't she realize those things just fall off all by themselves if you wish hard enough?
In any case, she rubbed my neck and said I could leave it off until later tonight. So evidently she's intelligent and a bit gullible...