So, I'm on the big bed, spread out on the fuzzy blanket, taking a bath. I'm cleaning myself...you know, the important parts.
The Woman walks in and says, "Well, that's attractive."
Yes it is.
Thank you for noticing.
When she came out of the bathroom, I was doing it again, and she made some snotty comment, "typical male."
No it's not.
I'd pay good money to see The Man manage that.
I bet he would, too...