- Sneakily creep up on top of them
- Curl up for a few minutes, to let them get used to your weight on their sleeping body
- Make sure your nose is cold
- When you're sure they're not about to roll over, stick your cold wet nose in their armpit.
- Be prepared to fall when they kind of halfway sit up
- If they don't sit up, lick the armpit
- Run like hell
They'll be awake, and then you can start doing the Yay You're Up And You Can Feed Me! dance.
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