We tried a new tactic on being nice this morning. We let the Woman seriously sleep in. Like, a couple hours later than normal. She was all "Ohhh you're such good boys" and "I'll hurry and get dressed so I can feed you," so we're not telling her that we weren't all that hungry 'cause the Man gave us a piece of shrimp this morning when he got home from passing gas. If she knew that she might be disappointed, and we wouldn't want to do that to her, right? Right.