And the Supreme Commander Kitty Tower...the People got it at a pet store here when I was just a kitten. It was my first climbing thingy, and it's always been put in fun places where I can stalk the People. The problem is, the Woman doesn't remember what the company that makes it calls it. They didn't have the foresight to understand its true power, and proper place in the lineage of all things feline.
Now, if I could only keep Buddah off of it.