Who knew she wouldn't look where she was going, step on my foot, make me shriek, and as I tried to run away I would go between her feet and trip her up so good that she fell flat on her face?
No one was hurt, so it's funny.
Really. And it'll be even funnier if she has a big bruise on her hip tomorrow. She seems to think she will.
A person ought to watch where she's going, eh?