Whoa. I am fat. Why didn't anyone tell me? I have these rolls coming off my stomach when I sit down, and it looks like my fur is puddling around my legs. It's gross.
I think I'm gonna have to give up the crunchy treats. And the shrimp. But what am I gonna do without shrimp? Real live fresh dead shrimp. I drool just thinking about it.
But I'm fat. I gotta give it up.