The day started out really nice. We got up and the Woman gave us Stinky Goodness, and when we were done eating we went into the living room and there were our stockings! All filled up! Santa came and he left a lot. But...the Man had to work all the night before and he was sleeping so we weren't allowed to look into them until he was up. That was ok, I could live with that.
But then. THEN... the Younger Human came over, and he brought that damned dog Butters. Now, I didn't realize this at first because I was taking a nap, but when I woke up I heard the Man's voice and went out to the living room to see if we got to have Christmas yet...and there he was. Butters. Oh holy crap. So I went back to the bedroom and hid under the bed.
After a while I smelled food cooking, and it was awesome, something I don't think I've smelled in a long time. Well, surely if the Woman was cooking something that good Butters was gone and I could come out for Christmas dinner. I wandered into the kitchen and it smelled so good.
But then I heard him.
And then I saw him.
Worse, he saw me, and you know what he did? HE CHASED ME! I had to scramble to get out of there and jump over the hallway gate, and I hit my legs on it pretty hard, hard enough the man came to make sure I was all right. He gave me treats, but that doesn't make up for the fact that while they had dinner that damned dog was RIGHT THERE getting bites that shoud have been mine.
I spent most of Christmas hiding under the bed. That really sucked.
Later on we got to see what Santa brought us.
See/ He was awesome to us! The Woman royally failed at finding my cat nip candy bars but he brought me LOTS of them. They're pink, not red, but that's close enough!
We also each got a Nip Banana!
And the People got us a Fling-Ama-String!
And look what the Grandma gave us!
In spite of that damned dog Butters we had a decent Christmas...it was nice before he got here and nice after he left. I don't know why but the people really like having that woofy around and they laugh at the stuff he does like he's really funny.
I don't get it...
Oh, go to Buddah's blog and see what the Man made for him! Even I have to admit it's really cool.