Since the Woman is getting old, her friend sent her presents this week. In the package was this:
You should have seen Buddah. Holy crap, she pulled those rubber duckies out of the package and he went apechit trying to get at them. She teased him by saying they weren't for kitties, but he wasn't giving up. I've never seen a kitty try to get at something the way he was trying to get at those ducks, not unless it was like real live fresh dead shrimp, or an itchy place on his fun parts.
They're Ninja Ducks so I think after the lights get turned out tonight they'll hide and he'll spend the next week looking for them.
That's like a present for me, since it means he'll stay out of my