August 29, 2009

Oh man. Last night, I was sleeping on the big bed with the fuzzy blanket, and the Woman was sleeping under it (the blanket, not the bed) and the thing that lives in the ceiling said it was time for dinner.

The problem is that it was 4:15 in the morning and no one was cooking. And even the Ceiling Thing didn't seem too impressed, because it yelled kind of pathetically. The Woman was all kinds of pissed off because she'd been sleeping pretty good but only for like an hour and a half.

She got up and went to get a ladder, and dang! She got up there and yanked it out of the ceiling and opened its guts up and ripped stuff out! She's never been that mad at me, but I think I better reconsider my plans to head butt her at 3 in the morning for a while.

She shoved some other stuff in it and jammed it back onto the ceiling, but I think it learned its lesson because it shut up after that.

I think I would have, too.

20 comments:

Karen Jo said...

That sounds scary, Max. Maybe you had better reconsider waking the Woman up in the middle of the night.

Teddy Westlife said...

Just when you think you have them scared, something like this happens. Time to regroup.

Huffle Mawson

The Whiskeratti said...

Oh wow, Max. You had definitely better be careful!!!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Heck! We wouldn't want to wake your Woman up. She's scary!

Roses said...

Maybe she learned how to pull guts out and put them back in from The Man who passes gas?

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

I would not want to wake her up in the middle of the night, either!

The Kitty Krew said...

Yikies. Sounds like she can be scary sometimes. Good idea to hold back on the 3am headbutting for awhile...

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Yuck. I am glad that it wasn't you. I'm also glad you explained that your person was under the blanket and not under the bed..

The Furry Bambinos said...

Wow. Now that's mad. Man, I dunno if I would wanta sleep near her. Who knows what she might do if you accidentally bumped her in her sleep.

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, and Cookie and Caramel (the fosters)

Marti said...

Smoke detector? My ears hurt thinking about it.

Skytalon said...

What is the ceiling thing? I must've missed something.

meowers from missouri said...

holy fish! you better just soft-pedal the middle of the night festivities. who knew she had it in her?? or the noise-thingy had ANYTHING it in?!?!

The Meezers or Billy said...

holy crappity crap crap crap!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Oh Max, we think that happened here too. If there are noises inna house an it aint us an it aint him, The Big Thing goes huntin them down. An it gets real quiet after that...

Mr. Hendrix said...

*shudder* that is a story you should tell in the dark by a camp fire. i'd be careful too Max. you want to keep your guts right where they are!

The Kitty Krew said...

Max, we hope things have calmed down since the Incident the other night. Any more scary things happen?

Roxy wanted to say thank you for stopping by and wishing her a happy birthday today! That was so sweet of you, especially since we all know what a hardcase you are (with a soft gooey center). ;) But we won't tell anyone....

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

The Island Cats said...

Yeah, Max...we don't think you want to be waking her up anytime soon...she might try to shove some stuff in you....

Monty Q. Kat said...

I'd steer clear of her at night, Dude. It doesn't sound safe.

Robyn Harton said...

I'd definitely watch myself around her too.
~~ the Pepster

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Yikes! We sure dont wanna be "the thing in the ceiling".