Today the Man's Mom came to visit. She's nice, so I let her give me head skritches. Buddah was his typical crackhead self and kept sneaking around to peek, but he didn't get close enough to get head skritches. He wasted all that energy running around, and he could have done like I did: lounge on top of the climbing tower, and let her come to me, to bask in the Wonder that is Max.
And the Woman caught him chewing on the Christmas tree. She didn't get mad becuase he was all excited, but still. Little Mr. Perfect got caught!