April 01, 2017

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

Buddah and I had a heart to heart talk last night. He sat in his box, clutching his favorite nip banana, and I was on the floor, licking up the nip that spilled out of the hole on my banana. And we realized something during this talk...we're not really brothers. The people may have adopted us both, but there's no paper trail or anything.

Since we are not truly related, this opens up a whole new vista in our relationship. I mean, I still don't like him, but he is a fixture in my life and he's not going away. So we figured we might as well make the most of it.

We like you guys an awful lot, so we wanted you to be the first to know. Buddah and I are getting married. I mean, I know a lot of married couples don't like each other and they make it work, so I think we'll be just fine.

It will take some time to get all the details worked out, so we decided to have a year-long engagement, and we'll make it official one year from today.

Everyone is invited!

11 comments:

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Bwahaha! Happy April 1st!

Random Felines said...

Hahaha

Gemini and Ichiro said...

It's April 1 Max. I await the announcement of the wedding next year...

Mighty Kitty said...
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Mighty Kitty said...

Mmm wahahahahaha.😂. OMG!

The Island Cats said...

Oh Max! You can't fool us.

Just Ducky said...

April Fooling!

Summer said...

MOL! You crack me up, Max!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhhhhhh Ya got me.

Sasha + Saku said...

Can you believe it, Max, our mom bean didn't figure it out until she saw the comments? Sheesh she's not furry bright.

Good one!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

It is even trickier recognizing an April Fool joke when you read it 4 DAYS later, but ya can't kid a kidder, MOL!