June 20, 2015

Oh hey! It's Max's Birthday!

This is how much Max and I get along.


But since today is his birthday, I kind have to be nice to him and not just because it's the right thing to do but because he doesn't like toys very much so that means he's going to get real live fresh dead steak and real live fresh dead shrimp and if he gets some I get some unless I jump on his and bite him or something, so I don't want to do that because I do want to have steak and shrimp.


Now, this is what he wants to do when he's not eating because the Mom's lap is is favorite thing to be on and getting skritches is his favorite thing to do but a lot of the time she has a computer on her lap so he has to squeeze in there which is okay sometimes but maybe not on his birthday so I think while she's asleep tonight I'm chew on the power cord and kill it or something, and that will be my present to him, a whole day of her lap.

Anyway, today Max is 14 years old and on the first birthday he had when I was here the Mom wasn't sure he would make it even to 5 because he got so sick and she always said that if he lived as many years as the Cat Who Came Before Him, Dusty, and as many years as Hank the Dog I Never Met, 13 of them, that she would be happy but here he is 14 years old and even though he's slowing down he seems pretty happy.


So HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX! I'll try to be nice to you all day.

30 comments:

Frostin said...

Happy Birthday Max!!!

*smile

Summer said...

A big happy birthday to you, Max!

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Happy Happy 14th Birthday , Max !

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Happy Birfday Max! You are really a softie at heart I can tell. And you know how I can tell? Because *I*, Spitty the Kitty, Yes, ME, I am turning into kind of a softie too, with the pettings and the brushings and the lap-sittings. It only took me 11 years, MOL! Hope you really, really, REALLY enjoy your surf'n'turf, and yeah, go ahead and share some with the bro.

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Happy Purrday Max!!!!! Hope you get lots of lap time and enjoy your steak and shrimp.

Nancy said...

Happy birthday wishes from Little Nicky, Henry David, and me. Enjoy your birthday treats.

pilch92 said...

Happy Birthday Max!!! Enjoy that steak and shrimp :)

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Max, may all your hopes come true on your Birfday...

Mickey's Musings said...

Happy 14th Birthday Max!
Hope you get spoiled lots and lots :)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Happy Birthday Max! Did you know you are a year older than I am?!

Pip said...

Happy 14th birthday Max. You have accomplished so much- inspired bloggers, shared your wisdom through your books, and provided fits of laughter along the way. We can't wait to see what you do next!
We hope this is your best year yet!
TK, Pip and Dee

Pip said...

Happy 14th birthday Max. You have accomplished so much- inspired bloggers, shared your wisdom through your books, and provided fits of laughter along the way. We can't wait to see what you do next!
We hope this is your best year yet!
TK, Pip and Dee

Pip said...

Happy 14th birthday Max. You have accomplished so much- inspired bloggers, shared your wisdom through your books, and provided fits of laughter along the way. We can't wait to see what you do next!
We hope this is your best year yet!
TK, Pip and Dee

The Florida Furkids said...

Happy 14th Birthday Max!!! We hope you have a fabulous day and get lots of real live fresh dead steak and shrimp!!!

The Florida Furkids

olrebbie said...

happy purrthday, max. you is our oldest furriend onna innernets! we're glad you're still here, an' we hopes you stays fur lotsa more years. we luffs ya, dood! --the meowers an' mom

Shaggy and Scout said...

Happy birthday Max! Enjoy your feast and lap time dear friend!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Sounds like a good plan to us, Buddah. We hope you greatly enjoy Max's steak and shrimp.

And Happy 15th Birthday, Max! You've still got it all together since you're still writing your column. Keep your brain active. It pays off.

QRWolf said...

Happy birthday Max. And Buddah you're a good brother to look out for Max on his birthday.

QRWolf said...

Happy birthday Max. And Buddah you're a good brother to look out for Max on his birthday.

QRWolf said...

Happy birthday Max. And Buddah you're a good brother to look out for Max on his birthday.

Lone Star Cats said...

Happy birthday Max!

Camp Stanhope Happenings said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX!!!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Dood Happy 14th and many many more! YOu were one of very first inspirations so many years ago when we began blogging.

Unknown said...

Happy Birthday Max. Steak and shrimp... You're a lucky cat.

Quill and Greyson said...

Happy Birthday to you Max!! You're our hero!!

The Island Cats said...

Happy Birthday, Max. We hope you get lots of live dead shrimps.

Just Ducky said...

Happy Purrthday Mr Max and many more. Hope you enjoy your shrimps and steak.

Connie - Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

Happy Birthday Max, may you set the new gold standard for long lives lived.

David E. Francis said...

Happy Belated Birthday Max! I hope you got the real live dead shrimp you love. And, Buddah, you are a good brother for being nice to Max on his birthday.

Dee

GROSIR VIMAX said...

Happy Birthday Max