Ha. The Woman woke up a little after 4 this morning thinking we were having an earthquake, and she was all ready to bolt out of the bed and go hide like the inner 5 year old she can be sometimes, when she realized it was just me, taking a bath while on her bed, pretty close to her pillow.
She seemed annoyed, but what was I supposed to do? Not bathe?
I'm not Buddah.
Now she's blaming me because she couldn't get back to sleep, but hey, I'm not the one who over reacted in the first place, right?
Besides, if it hadn't been so freaking cold in the house I might have been lounging somewhere else instead of trying to steal her warms while she slept.
So it's her fault for not turning the warm air blowing thingy up higher.
I'm totally innocent.