January 02, 2011


People. PEOPLE. I swear, if you come at me with this stuff, your life will be filled with more than pillows pooped upon and treasured items treated to a toothy death. If you try to attack my plaque, I will EAT YOUR FACE OFF while you sleep.

I thought a little warning was only fair.

This time.

24 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I think it was an appropriate warning...

The Whiskeratti said...

Absolutely. Just goes to show how kind you really are.

Freya's Staff said...

Freya has such bad breath, I'm not sure which is worse - losing your face, or getting oe more whiff!

Sparkle said...

Whoa, what IS that stuff???

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

Mi brudder mickey sez... Get rid uv da plaque or get rid uv da teeth.
Jus sayin.
Im yoozin mi momz ipad. It hazza h.
Luv--jh

Gigi said...

Oh Bast, what the hell is THAT???

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Just Ducky said...

Maybe you need to invest in some pepper spray?

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

is that for teeth?

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

Fair warning!

Teddy Westlife said...
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Teddy Westlife said...

Dude... maybe some vishus deer repellent will work on them?

jenianddean said...

They were warned ...
--Jasper

Diane G. said...

Show 'em your fangs. That'll scare them away!

Cosmo

Shaggy and Scout said...

No No Nooooo!

Unknown said...

Hmmmm. Do your humans have welding gloves (to hold the wild cat that you are) and Goalie masks (so yous don't eat their faces off) If not, then me would be worried if me was a people.Nellie

The Crew said...

We saw a commercial for this stuff and let me go on the record by saying I'm with you, Max. There will be NOTHING sprayed into MY mouth!!

George

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We are feelin rather lucky that TBT thinks we have "sweet breaths". Tooth sprays or brushes would be horrible!

The Meezers or Billy said...

we had a whole "oral hygiene" debacle a couple of years ago.

been there, done that said...

What is that? Tell your people to get tasty CET chews off the innernets.

Marti said...

Have they used this on you before, Max? It might keep you away from the stabby place for a while if it helps your teeth. Otherwise, you go to stabby place, they knock you out and clean your teeth.

Ivan from WMD said...

Gross. Almost as gross as the so-called treats I got after I had my teeth cleaned and the vet tech said they would act like cat dental floss. Hello? Dogs eat things like dental floss, bozo.

Took the fun right out of even thinking about eating them.

Team Tabby said...

Yep, that stuff looks evil!

Mindy, Moe, BonBon, Cookie & Mike

careers4YourCat said...

Yikes, Max I have to agree! I'm not so fond of dentists, either! Good you gave your humans advance warning!