Man, I was just hanging out in the thingy with the fuzzy blankets by the fireplace, when all the sudden I jumped and smacked my head into the wall.
And you know what? The woman laughed.
I smacked my HEAD, and she laughed.
Then a little bit later the talking head on the TV said there was an earthquake in San Jose and that some people felt it all the way into the east bay. Well, we're a little further out from San Francisco than the east bay, but the she wondered if maybe that's what startled me. She didn't feel anything, but she's a lowly people.
It certainly can't have happened because I had a bad dream and jumped, and just happened to go head first into the wall.
It was the earthquake. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.