What is wrong with these People? They run around the house, going in and out, leaving me alone most of the day with only dry food and filtered water to subsist on, and when they come home, what do they do?
They open a door, so of course I have to investigate, and once I go through, they shut the freaking door! She locked me in the frigging closet again!
Really, once is a mistake. Twice is a sign of senility. But this—this has to be intentional. She said she was sorry, but she was laughing when she said it, so I don’t think so.
Yeah, lady, if you’re reading this, what I’m thinking rhymes with “witch.”