See? See what happens when you let sticky little people touch you?
NOTHING GOOD, that's for sure!
I could have told them that, but they never listen, anyway.
The Man let sticky little people touch him, and now he's sick. He's got this nasty cough and he keeps blowing his nose like it's some sort of magical horn, and he sounds like he ate a blowtorch.
All this from letting one of THOSE creatures get too close.
I'm telling you, People, you need to get rid of the little ones. They're dangerous things to have around.