April 01, 2014

Man, I hate to do it, but...



It's time to give these up.

I love them, I do, but I'm losing my girlish figure.

My muscles are hard to see.

It's time.

I've had my last Twinkie.

20 comments:

Sparkle said...

I've never had one of those! My human prefers those Hostess things that are covered in fake chocolate. And of course, I am not allowed near those, just in case there is any actual chocolate in them.

The Florida Furkids said...

OOOHHHHH Twinkies!!!!

The Florida Furkids

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Sure, Max. Sorry you had to do it.
Wink, Wink.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

You know, we've never been interested in those. But as you said girlish and you were a boy, we think you were funning us.

Unknown said...

As someone once said and I paraphrase: "It's better to have known what they taste like and lost than never to have had Twinkies at all". Your news is sad-making, though. Do you suppose you can replace them with lunch meat? My cat loooved honey ham so she would have recommended it highly.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We're anxious to see if this pans out. MOL!

Happy Tuesday!

Unknown said...

Poor Max! I've had to give that stuff up too. Sucks to be us! :-)

Connie - Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

april fool?

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

Happy April Fools!

freckledme said...

At least we'll know who to blame if they go out of business again. Could you live with yourself Max?

Lone Star Cats said...

Givin up foodz? Dis has gotta be an April Fool's joke!

Saku said...

Did you knows we don't have Twinkies in Canada? Mom says she's never had one but that's probably a good thing 'cuz she's already fat enough, MOL

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Shaggy and Scout said...

This just HAS to be an April Fools!!

Just Ducky said...

Are you fooling us Max? You know it is that day. Since when do you really care about your girlish figure, you ain't a girl!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq) said...

Yeah right, good one MOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Vicat said...

We *almost* fell for it!
~Vicat

Unknown said...

Oh that comment about wanting your "girlish figure" was supposed to be an April fool's joke? Even though you say you have to give up Twinies I figured the comment was because you want to look svelte.

Monty Q. Kat said...

I'd believe it more if it wasn't posted on the 1st of April...

July Wolf|Sunset Group Timeshare Complaints said...

hahahaha so funny!! :D i love your blog!!

The Meezers or Billy said...

noooooooooooooooooo