June 05, 2011

Oh man. Doods, you will not believe this. Today, while the Woman was out walking the streets, she saw this:

A cat on a bike.

In a basket on the bike.

And she says the cat liked it!

Now, I have to take her word for it because she didn't get a picture, but based on her description, I think I did a fairly accurate drawing.

She thought it was so cool, a cat riding on a bicycle.

Well, I am stating publicly that she better not be getting any ideas, because if she thinks I am going to happily take a ride on ANY kind of bike and buys a basket for her bike and tries to stick me in it, I will eat her face off.

Srsly.

She needs to find better places to walk. She gets too many weird notions walking around here.

27 comments:

Sparkle said...

I think your human is making that up.

Sparkle said...

I think your human is making that up.

Teddy Westlife said...

You should bite her ankle. Just in case.

Manny and Vinny said...

It could be worse. She could buy one of those strollers and push you around the neighborhood so everyone could look at you and say "pretty kitty". Or you could whiz by on her bike and hope no one noticed you. Stay strong Max!!

Pandafur said...

How horrifying! Nevar wud I evar git inside a basket on a bisikle hissss!

Unknown said...

Cats on bikes is just so wrong.

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Unknown said...

Too weird! Its amazing what happens in citys
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Gemini and Ichiro said...

That's great for that cat. So long as she doesn't try it with you. Or mine doesn't try it with me....

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

I think she just said that so you would give it a try. No cat in it's right mind is going to put up with that sort of crazy.

Squirt

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Gigi said...

I think your Woman might just be telling you a story, Max. She's a writer, right? Don't they just going around making up lies all the time?

Nice art, though ;-)

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

You are such a great artist! I would be watching baskets that come in the house.

Just Ducky said...

you don't want the wind blowing through your furs? Us either!

The Island Cats said...

Nope...a cat in a basket on a bike...just totally not right.

Jana said...

Humans are so weird! You are so right to take a stand - where would it all end -- you let that happen and could dressing you up in goofy costumes be far behind? Stand strong, Max.
~Casper and Angel~

Marti said...

Nice drawing, Max. Don't worry. The Woman knows you would never ride in a basket like that other kitty did.

My kitty says that it's dangerous for a kitty to ride in a bike basket.

The Furry Bambinos said...

Fabulous drawing! But we think it would be furry dangerous to ride in a bike basket. Like, what if the bike hit a bump? Would the kitty fly out and go boom? What if the kitty saw something scary? Would the kitty jump out of the basket and run away? What if the kitty had a sudden urge to you know, go, would they use the basket? And then where would they sit for the rest of the ride?

Oh no, now our imaginations have scared us! Got to go hide under the bed!

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, Caramel, Sunny, and Sky

The Meezers or Billy said...

great drawing you are very talented.

But a ride on the motorcycle would be pawsome! you would be ROCKIN the helmet

Shaggy and Scout said...

An open air PTU!
The biker was probably taking that poor cat to the vet!

Amy & the house of cats said...

Well, that whole riding in a basket thing sounds just awful to us - we won't even let our mom carry us in the laundry basket - on a bike - forget it!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We loved the sketch, Max! But an evil thought... We bet The Woman could strap down a PTU on her bike...

We feel safe in sayin that cuz TBT dont have a bike. Heh-heh-heh!

Christine and FAZ said...

I am with you - you would never catch me doing something like that - sheesh. FAZ

Chrissie said...

Max, I'm on your side, bud. She even looks like she's gonna put you in a basket, you just put out the word and we'll be over there...Mass pillow-pooping, anyone?

Hey, thanks for stoppin' over to visit me today. It was great to see you!

Cat Wisdom 101 said...

Max, we are geting car sick juz thinking about it.

The Crew said...

Nice drawing, Max.

Man, nobody better even THINK about putting me in a basket!!

Max S.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

That looks like a pretty accurate drawing. Also looks pretty scary. Stay away from bikes!

The Furry Bambinos said...

We just saw this video of a cat who rides a rumbly bike with his man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbzqUQ_n9g&feature=player_embedded

Do you think The Woman saw him?

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, Caramel, Sunny, and Sky

Connie - Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

I think you did a fine job on the drawing.