April 21, 2010

Doods. DOODS! Look!

What's This?

I was laying there minding my own business, enjoying a little post-420 nip bar, when the Woman said, "Hey! You got a present in the mail! " and she plopped it down by me with, "It's from your friends Bansidhe and Jingle Belle Ewen!"

Well, these are some very good friends, and you can tell how I feel about both them and the Nip.

OH MY AGWD I LUVS IT!!!

And doods...that was before the Woman opened the bag!

Now, I am nothing if not generous, so I told Buddah all about it and showed him the bag.

Dood! We got nip!

He was all, "Whoa, dood, can we have some, like, right now? On the floor? Not in a toy?" And we looked at the Woman and she said, "Sure, you'd just rip a toy open to eat it anyway."

Nom Nom Nom

And doods, that's what we did.

We ate the Nip right there on the dirty carpet, and got pretty well toasted off our asterisks.

Holy carp, this is some PRIMO chit! And we have enough for a long time!

Thank you Bansidhe and Jingle Bell! You can see, we LOVE it! Thank your Mom for us, too, because it was wicked nice of her to take it to the post office to mail it for you.

Now excuse me, I have a pink elephant to chase.

16 comments:

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Straight Nip, right on the floor? To sniff and roll on an stuff? You guys as SO lucky. We are livin on old badly dried stuff from last year, until our new plant comes up outta the ground fer the year...

Pee Ess, nice of ya ta share wif Buddah-butt!

The Creek Cats said...

Sounds like a most excellent day!

Millie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That must be SERIOUSLY PRIMO 'Nip that you be chasing a pink elephant... Pawsome!

Anonymous said...

Bansidhe and Jingle Belle are thrilled that you and Buddah enjoyed the nip. Nothing like a little nip on a nice spring day!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Max we are so jealous!!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Oh that is so excellent! We have some straight nip that is supposed to entice us to the new scratching post the Woman got for Gemini.. but we're ignoring it.

Katnip Lounge said...

Ahhhh, nip on the floor, straight up! Mommy wishes it would work for her...she'd even eat it off dirty carpet if neccessary.
xx Lounge Kats

Ivan from WMD said...

...a little post-420 nip bar...Ha ha ha ha, you are so funny, Max!

You guys are extraordinarily lucky!

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

dood. dood ... DOOD wut grate stuff.
yer mom'z da gratest fer lettin u test it owt on da floor.
how'z her hand? duhr. buddah'z lost it ... i gotta say.
luv--yer frend--jh

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

That is the best way to enjoy nip! Right on the dirty carpet!

Mickey's Musings said...

Oh boy!! It'sreat to have such good friends :)
We hope your Mom does not go near Buddah until he comes down from the nip high!!!!!!!! heeheehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
PeeEss: We hope her hand is feeling better :)

Gigi said...

How 'bowt some shrimp chaser for that nip?
You two look seriously wasted, MOL!

P.S. I'm really glad your mom finally cleaned your box!

The Furry Bambinos said...

Max, looks like you had a very good time! And chasing a pink elephant, wow. That's a totally new spin on THoE!

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

Karen Jo said...

That sounds totally awesome, Max. Straight nip is great. Mom gives me some at times, but I don't really nip out like most cats.

Herman

Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh man. I am so jealous. I haven't had nip in way to long. My lava lamp seems so dark and lonely.
Moooooooooooooom get off your butt and give me some nip! It is right in my way to empty food cabinet. Lazy woman. sigh.
Mommy is totally into your carpet. Totally cool.

The Meezers or Billy said...

ohhhhhhhhhh that looks AWESOME