The PsychoKitty Speaks Out

In my effort to be a better cat, I have decided to do the following:

• Let Buddah have part of my breakfast, because he is a hungry little kitty.
  
• Stop punching the Woman in the eye to wake her up.
  
• Cease head-butting Buddah down the stairs.
  
• Resist the temptation to growl just because I'm ticked off.
  
• Wait until the Woman says it's time to eat, instead of bugging her for 2 hours ahead of time.