The PsychoKitty Speaks Out

Things That Are Annoying Me Today

• Buddah.
  
• The Woman did not pay enough attention to me when I woke her up at 4 a.m.
  
• My morning nap was interrupted.
  
• Buddah.
  
• A noticeable lack of crunchy treats.
  
• After 2 months of freedom, they put my collar back on because my fur has grown out enough.
  
• Buddah.
  
• The Woman has a HUGE bag of crunchy treats and she won't share. She says they're M&Ms and not kitty treats, but I saw the bag and I don't believe her.
  
• No one will put the TV on Animal Planet for me. I want to make fun of stupid doggies.
  
• Buddah.
  
• There are no Sticky Little Creatures to watch outside my windows.
  
• There's nothing to watch otuside my windows because of the stupid bushes.
  
• Buddah.
  
• No one has given me kitty crack in quite a while, and I deserve some.
  
• The phone thingy rang when I was laying on it. And then they hung up when the Woman said "hello?" into it! If you're going to ring my butt, you should say something!
  
• Buddah.