Why is Buddah on the counter?
He's watching me work the Grandma, who had cans of Stinky Goodness out, even though it was like 5 hours early for dinner.
Now see, I like her, because she delivers. No teasing, no "Oh is Max hungry? Well, you can eat tonight." She took those cans from the Man, and opened them up.
And then she gave use each a plate with AN ENTIRE CAN.
Really, the People need to take lessons from her. She also gave us crunchy treats. CRUNCHY TREATS.
And doods, when the people go to Vegas in a month, she's gonna come stay with us!
My goal is to gain 5 pounds while they're gone.
All muscle, of course.