October 10, 2012

On a scale of 1 to 10...15


Why is Buddah on the counter?



He's watching me work the Grandma, who had cans of Stinky Goodness out, even though it was like 5 hours early for dinner.


Now see, I like her, because she delivers. No teasing, no "Oh is Max hungry? Well, you can eat tonight." She took those cans from the Man, and opened them up.


And then she gave use each a plate with AN ENTIRE CAN.

Really, the People need to take lessons from her. She also gave us crunchy treats. CRUNCHY TREATS.

And doods, when the people go to Vegas in a month, she's gonna come stay with us!

My goal is to gain 5 pounds while they're gone.

All muscle, of course.

15 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Oh man. That sounds like total heaven! Lucky you!

BeadHappy said...

ROFLMAO. You're going to look like a butterball Max.

Sparkle said...

I wish I had a grandma! Can you send her my way?

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Wow! I think every cat in the blogosphere is gonna come visit you when your grandma is around! Lucky, lucky YOU!
Can grandma come live with you all the time??? And be in charge of foodies????

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

grandmas are the BEST! i know! i am one! mol...

smiles, auntie bee
oxxxoxoox

Vicat said...

In a month you sedd?
*checking calendar*
That's a lot of sleeps away! Hmmm
~Vicat

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

Grammas are great! They think you should eat lots and nap lots!

Mr. Black said...

Oh, yeah! It is great when people deviate from usual routine and the result is more food. Heh, heh.

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

I think that's the job of grandmas. Oh, and she should be showering you with toys, too.

The Island Cats said...

Grandma is a keeper!!

Sasha + Saku said...

Wow - grandma's are wonderful beans! Way to work the magic, Max!!!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Whoa, Dude....SCORE! I say while the poeple are gone and Grandma is there doling out the rich bounty of goodness....CHANGE THE LOCKS!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Looks like she's keeping her distance from Buddah's legendary jaws & claws of doom.

Unknown said...

Gradma's is the bestest!
Kisses
Nellie

GreatGranny said...

Wish I had a Grandma to wrap around my paw when my Mom leaves.
xoxo Kassey