THERE IS REAL LIVE FRESH DEAD SHRIMP IN THE REFRIGERATOR!!!
SANTA DIDN'T FORGET!
|Writing awesome books isn't my only job here...|
|This was in October...yep, it's a repeat|
Tip your waiters and waitresses a little bit heavy.
Make a grocery run just for your local food bank.
Wave your skepticism aside and hand over $5 to the guy on the corner with the cardboard sign.
Buy a few extra toys for Toys for Tots.
Pay for a stranger’s coffee.
Buy dinner for that young couple three tables over.
Rake the leaves in your elderly neighbor’s yard.
Visit random acts of pizza, feed someone.
Shove a couple of quarters into a vending machine for someone you don’t know, and walk away quietly.
|I Googled "sneeze" and this came up. Go figure.|
|Last year he was C3PO|
|This is my Ooops face...|
|He thinks he's cute|
|The view she had most of yesterday|
|Rock the Pink boobie van|