November 24, 2012

Save me some, dangit!

I was in the back of the house, snoozing on the big bed, and I thought I was dreaming about the Woman letting me lick her little container of caramel that she dips her apple pieces into, but after a minute or so I realized I was almost awake, and I was smelling the caramel.

So yeah, I got up and hauled my asterisk down the hallway, because, CARAMEL.

But doods. Doods. You know what she did?

She had already licked that sucker clean! She didn't save me a single lick! And to make it worse, when she saw me she said, "You snooze, you lose, Big Guy."

WELL YEAH I WAS SNOOZING! WAKE ME THE HECK UP!

That was just so rude.

And now I really want some warm, gooey caramel...

16 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

Sounds like your human needs demerits. Lots of them.

Sparkle said...

You like that stuff, Max? Ew. Now, if my human was dipping diced chicken into freshly whipped, unsweetened cream, THAT would be interesting!

Victoria Henderson said...

Such a People thing to do! Maybe you need to retrain your Staff? But this close to Christmas it's a tough call...
~Vicat

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

max i think you should write her up and put that in her permanent file!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoox

BJ Batchelor said...

You snooze you looose is so Hoomin! It takes so little to give a kitty a taste but peoples . . . what can you do except chew on the corner of your woman's laptop. It's a personal touch that keeps on reminding!

Buffee Moon, the laptop customizer

Mr. Black said...

The lady loves to dip apples in that stuff. She is thinking of trying to make some of her own caramel...but in a "cheating" way by melting caramel candies. I know the hard way is making it from scratch using sugar and putting cream into the hot melted/caramelized sugar.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I find that just rude. Rude I say!

Derby, Ducky said...

Time to poop on her pillow?

Tillie and Georgia said...

Mom took one look at that picture and went to the kitchen and got some caramel and an apple. She is the only one eating it too :/
Moms are all the same,but she did share some of her dinner :) heehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

Shaggy and Scout said...

Sheesh....the turkey isn't the only one going "gobble, gobble, gobble" around your house!

The Island Cats said...

We know you will get her back for that, Max.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

You like CARAMEL? Sticky, sweet, gooey, "get all on yer lips" stuff?

OK, we have learned that some kittehs like strange foods, but Max, we are worried about you on THIS choice.

Was it at LEAST a caramel-covered mouse or something?

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Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh boy... you deserve your very own little container of caramel now! Steal it if you have too!

The Crew said...

You know, Max, you could try napping closer to the kitchen so you can get there quicker when you smell something good, like caramel.

Anonymous said...

Oh poor Max! You need to write a new book about good and bad human food for sharing! You might help lots of humams know what food kitties should be able to share and the food that is not good for kitties! Some first time kitty staff might not know safe foods and bad fot kitties food! You know how to teach humams and you might save kitty lives like you saved your human! Thsnks Max.