It would let me be outside without being outside there's a thingy that goes from a window to it so the People wouldn't have to get up and down every time I wanted to go out or come in! It's BEAUTIFUL!
So I hollered until the Woman came over to look and she agreed, that is one spiffy thing for a kitty to have. So I said NICELY "Please? Please will you buy me one? Please?
And she poked around the website and said, "You got two thousand dollars, Big Guy? Because that's what it costs."
I did not ask her if *I* could buy one. I asked her to buy me one. But before I could clarify, she said to start saving my money...
She didn't even let me get to the part where I was gonna promise to share it with Buddah!
Didn't I just write a book?
Where's my money from that????
I want my freaking money!