Man...It's like 45 minutes until dinner time--I know this because every time I open my mouth the Woman tells me how much longer--but I'm hungry NOW. Not just a little bit hungry but REALLY hungry. So hungry I think my tummy is turning inside out. Really really really hungry. Well, not hungry enough to munch on that dry crap. Just hungry enough to feel like I have to let the Woman know every 2.75 seconds that I am very close to dying right here in the middle of her office. Really. I think I am. If I don't get my Stinky Goodness soon, I am going to drop to the floor in a pile of black and white emaciation. Don't think I won't...
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