Conversation With The Woman:

Me: May I have some crunchy treats, please?
Her: It's not time for dinner, Max.
Me: I didn't ask for dinner.
Her: You still have an hour and a half.
Me: A few crunchy treats will tide me over.
Her: That's 90 minutes.
Me: Please?
Her: You won't starve before then.
Me: I said please...
Her: Well, do you want some treats? That might help your tummy not growl until dinner time.

I swear, it's like we're speaking two different languages...

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