Ohhhhhhhhh...

I got a card today from Oreo, and it had KITTY CRACK in it. All loose and stuff so the Woman laid the card on the floor for me and let me freaking eat it! The car, not the kitty crack. Though I coulda eaten the card after a bit, or at least licked a hole in it. I even let Buddah have some. We made a mess and some of it is still on the floor, but the Woman didn't clean it up, she left it there in case we want to go back.

But man. Dude. I feel really good right now. My whole world is leaning 6.75 inches to the left. And I'm not even all that liberal. I don't think. Anyone got any chips? Or crunchy treats? Or ice cream? I'll eat anything right now...

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