- Get up when I ask, and feed me.
- Make the bed, taking care to smooth out the giant fuzzy blanket.
- Be quiet while I take my nap.
- Give me treats when I ask for them.
- Get out of the big comfy chair when I change nap locations.
- Stop sayingt the words "It's not time." I'll tell you when it's time.
- Feed me dinner when I want dinner, not when you feel like feeding me.
- Cook only kitty friendly things for your own dinner, and share them.
- Don't tell me to shut up when you trying to fall asleep. "Shut up" is rude.
- If I'm singing or talking all night long, enjoy it, don't complain
- When night is over, repeat the process
Is that so hard? Is it really?
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