Dear People:

When you suddenly develop a new spot of color on your body, do you immediately start chasing each other around, trying to scrub it off?

Do you hold each other down and run a fingernail over it?

Do you take off your glasses and get your faces within a millimeter, breathing your nasty people-breath on each other, just so you can get a better look?

Well then stop tying to figure out my new mole! That's all it is! It's a tiny spot of pigment, It happens!

I did not touch my nose to a pen.
I am not developing face cancer.
It is not worth looking at twice.

Leave my new nose spot alone! Quit breathing on me! Go pick at your own zits and moles and boogers!

Sheesh. Get a life already.

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