The People went out today, and then came home smelling like this.
That Damned Dog Butters.
The Younger Human had Younger Human things to do today and someone needed to go take TDDB for a walk, so the People got in the car and drove for HOURS, at least 40 minutes, to go take him outside and let him wander around.
The Woman says his name should be Sir Sniffs-A-Lot because he did that dog thing where they stop every freaking three feet to sniff where other dogs have peed. The Man says he's just doggy Facebooking, but apparently didn't have a lot to say because he only left one status update.
Whatever. They were all OHHE'SSOCUTE and the Woman felt really bad when they were leaving because he got all whiny and crying and made them feel like trolls for leaving and not taking him with them. Well hells bells, they left there to come here so they damn well better NOT leave the Younger Human's place with him.
Then to add insult to injury, tonight the Woman had something for dinner that smelled really good, so I behaved and didn't pester her for anything, but she still didn't give me a tiny taste. So I asked her what bug crawled up her asterisk to make her so mean today but she just said I should eat that because flames would start shooting out my butt later.
That sounds kind of awesome, actually.
Now I'm sitting here, waiting and watching her, because if it was gonna happen to me it will surely happen to her, and I want to see.
I'll try to get pictures to share.