SHE LOCKED ME IN THE CLOSET!
FOR FOUR FREAKING HOURS!
I AM TRAUMATIZED!
PLEASE SEND REAL LIVE FRESH DEAD SHRIMP!
AND KITTY CRACK!
I MAY NEVER GET OVER IT!

Comments (20)

Oh my gosh MAX! That is horrible!!!

Poor Max!

Between Buddah attacking you and being locked in the closet, you have had a rough few days. You definitely need some real live fresh dead shrimp (or at least steak!!!) and some kitty crack!

Purrs,
Dip & Dot

Can you sue for psycological damage?

Now that you are out just remember at some stage she has to sleep and then you can really get your revenge!

Woofs,
Riley

I feel your pain -- spent Wednesday night in the garage. At least I had a litter box and bugs to hunt.

She DEFINITELY needs a big bitey for that! Especially since she had the nerve to post a picture on Facebook of Buddah on her lap while she was "working!" We think it was a conspiracy between the two of them! :( Not cool, dood!

Oh man, Max! She's gonna owe you big time for this!!

This is just terrible. We can't believe this. You haf our complete sympathy. She has a LOT of making up to do!

How did that happen Max. Punk is sympathetic. She craweled into my kitchen cabinet. I didn't know and shut the door. She forgave me.
Carrie

Wow Max, that must have been awful. You must make her feel guilty about it, then you'll get the nummy things.

That's what we do when mom shuts us in the sunroom. Then we get whatever we want.

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

It's only by accident, truly! But I do feel guilty.
Mom Eileen

Hey Max? Just 'cause the door is open, doesn't mean you have to go in. Just sayin'...

Poor Max. You have had enough trauma for this week!

WHAT?!?!? Didn't she hear you screaming?

Don't tell me you napped during most of it - that would be a Binga trick.

OK, I won't say I was napping the whole time. And apparently the Woman went to the store while I was locked in there. And she KNOWS closets are kitty-magnets so this is totally her fault. Totally.

Oh Dear! Does your peoples not know that DOORS IS NEVER TO BE CLOSED!!!!!
That said, me was locked in the basement last Saturday for 6! Me lefted my Mommy a nice smelly present at the botton of the stairs.
Kisses
Nellie

Max, now is the time to lay on a heavy guilt trip - give her the accusing looks, don't let her pet you, do whatever it takes to make her feel really awful. Then, just when she's about to crack, give her a head bonk to say you forgive her, and I guarantee you'll get whatever you want!

Mr. Humphries

Yeah, but it only works for a day or so.

Mrs. Slocombe

My brother, Vinny, was locked in the kitchen cabinet for two hours when he was a baby kitten. Maybe that's why he's a neurotic boy.

I feel your pain Max. I, too, was locked in mom's walk-in closet for hours one day and she left and went out.

Now that I read this she's very careless, isn't she?

OMC! Max, you better get everything you want for the next lebenty years!!

Way to much trauma this week, Max! Maybe you should claw any door she closes until she gets a clue. *Never* close doors without checking that kitties aren't being shut in. Think of the psychotherapy bills!

Laura & Taffy

Uh, shouldn't you be getting Stockholm Syndrome or something?

And c'mon, Max, tell the troof: You was asleep for 3:59:30 of it, I bet, right?

That was SO WRONG!