oh my gawd oh my gawd oh my gawd oh my gawd oh my gawd oh my gawd oh my gawd

Butters in the bed

The Younger Human came over AND BROUGHT HIS DOG! And it got IN MY BED! And it slobbered ON MY TOY! AND...AND...AND...The Woman gave it some of MY crunchy treats!!!

I don't think I'll ever recover.

I need to go lie down now.

Comments (23)

Obviously, you will need a new bed and some new toys now. Send the Woman right on out to PetSmart!

Spitty the Kitty

No words...

dood ... wut da?

OH man. that is HORRIBLE. I can't believe that it even got some of your crunchies. Would you like me to come and chase it?

How terrible. And I hear he is coming back for four days. you will have to have the whole house sanitized!

My heart goes out to you, Max.

At least it's just a little woofie, Max. I'm sure that when it sees how totally in charge and awesome you are, you will be able to boss it around.

so. not. good.

Whap it across the snout, Max. Or just go sleep someplace high for four days.

That is totally offensive. Where were you two when this intruder was putting his stink on all your stuff. I agree with Mary ... new toys for sure.

Oh. Our. Goodness. That cannot be tolerated. New bed and toys for sure. Pillow and shoe pooping highly likely.


Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Such effrontery!

wtf, man? din't yer people raise the kid?? he has a DOG?????? that boy just ain't right.

i guess you'll all have to do the M-word again, once the house is burnt down to disinfect it. sorry, dude.

I know what you mean, dude. My human whats me to accept another #$%^&*&ing cat. She comes to the door looking all pathetic and starving and everything. SHE takes her in and feeds her and NOW, I'm suppose to like her.

Yeah. Like that's going to happen.

Signed: Queen Gizmo, enemy of Baby of pathetic starving You-Know-What.

1. Sterilize the bed and toy.
2. Throw out bed and toy.
3. Get new bed and toy.
4. Defend the bed and all toys when silly slobbery woffie visits.
5. Bite The Younger Human's ankels!

Oh the horror!

Max...there's a pillow on her bed that may need a wee bit of your attention.

I'm just sayin'.

Max, for a minute there, we were afraid that the woofie was a RESIDENT of your humble abode. Thank Bast that the creature isn't staying for good!

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

Time to put the bitey on either the dog or the humans.

Everything is all ruined now!

That is just WRONG!!

There's nothing worse than dog slobber, Max. You should have your bed fumigated!


Does Butter's eyes always look that sad or is he just playing it up for more treats?
We think massive amounts of nip sprinkled liberally over all your stuff might kill the germs.