- Just so's you don't forget, I WROTE ANOTHER BOOK!
- I would like to lick another donut, but the Woman says we don't have anymore.
- She is apparently unwilling to go get me some more.
- It is not fair for the People to go off somewhere and not turn the warm air blowing thingy up for us. I have sensitive nipples, you know.
- Buddah has been napping on the Woman's lap a lot lately.
- Apparently, he forgets that is MY lap, and if I catch him at it, I am going to demonstrate my mighty whapping skills on his head.
- Book.
- The Woman might have jury duty on Friday.
- She wants to serve but says it is a very inconvenient time and wishes she had postponed until Spring.
- The Man thinks it is inconvenient, as it means he has to get up early and drive her there and then pick her up later.
- All because she can't drive in the dark.
- I would be very good on a jury. And I would be happy to meet out punishment.
- I can poop at will, and can fill a shoe...that's a good punishment.
- book
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! It's up at Amazon now!
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