The Woman took this picture of me a little while ago. Other than the trash bag that was behind me, I think it's a mighty find picture.
Sadly, the picture doesn't show the awesomeness that happened just before she took it. I woke up from a nap and went into her office because she'd been in there doing stuff that probably wasn't work, but she wasn't there. So I figured I'd just jump in her chair and wait for her...and doods, when I got up there, I realized she'd been expecting me and left a bowl on her desk that had SIX Cheetos in it.
That was very considerate, and who am I to turn down a heartfelt offer of cheesy goodness? I licked all the cheesy off of them, and right about the time she came back in, I was done. She even asked me very nicely if I'd enjoyed them--I said yes I did, thank you--and then she said she would like to sit down, so would I please get out of her chair?
All right, it was, "You can get your ass out of my chair now," but I know what she meant.
Then she asked me if I'd enjoyed them, and as I thanked her again she snapped the picture with her phone.
Once in a while, a person just gets it right.