You know, I always kind of figured I was like a feline god or something. And now I know the Woman thinks so, too. She as much as admitted it this morning.

I decided I would wait up on top of the bookcases for her to wake up this morning. I was very good; I did not make a sound. I only sat there and watched as she slept, demonstrating my finest sense of Patience With People (not always an easy thing, you know.)

When she opened her eyes she looked right up at me and muttered, "Oh, Jesus."

So there you have it. Even she thinks I'm that special.

It's about freaking time.

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