Look, no matter what the Woman thinks, I was not petting her this morning. I was poking her. There's a difference, and she doesn't have a clue.

Sheesh, you curl up on top of a Person while they're asleep and touch them, they just assume all kinds of cuteness when they wake up. I just wanted her to get up and feed me. I was not being affectionate.

Nope. No way.

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